sometimes I try to play Silent Hill when I’m home alone and then I cry because OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT NOISE I HEARD A NOISE I KNOW I DID OH SHIT I JUST KNOCKED OVER A TABLE OR SOME SHIT HOW THE FUCK OH FUCK FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT IS THERE SOMETHING OVER THERE WHY IS IT SO FUCKING DARK SHIT WHERE IS THAT TRAIL  OF BLOOD LEADING OH MOTHER FUCKER OH SHIT SOME ASSHOLE GOT THEYS ASS MUTILATED WHERE’S MY FUCKING MAP WHY DO I NOT HAVE A FUCKING GRENADE LAUNCHER WHERE IS MY KNIFE WHY DON’T I HAVE A KNIFE ALL I GOT IS THIS FLICKERING FUCKING CHEAP ASS PIECE OF SHIT FLASHLIGHT OH FUCK NO I’M NOT GOING IN THAT BATHROOM STALL ITS CLOSED FOR A REASON AND THERE’S A NOISE IN THERE OKAY THERE’S A FUCKING NOISE IN THAT CLOSED BATHROOM STALL AND THERE’S BUGS OR SOME SHIT CRAWLING OUT OF IT AND DUDE I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING WALK IN ON SOME MUTATED ASS FUCK TAKING A SHIT AH JUST GET ME TO A FUCKING SAVE POINT OH SHIT OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK REALLY A BURNT FUCKING BLOODY BODY FALLING OUT OF THE CEILING YEAH OKAY THAT’S COOL I REALLY WANTED TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK ITS NUMBER ONE ON MY FUCKING BUCKET LIST ALONG WITH PISSING MY PANTS DURING THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF A FUCKING VIDEO GAME